I’d just like to apologize for not writing any ACTUAL reviews yet, but I’m here to make up for that by giving you the one thing you’ve always wanted.
That’s right, some unsanctioned backdoor lovin’ with Kim Kardashian, a tub of jelly, and a skillet. LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.
The Master wasn’t what I had hoped it would be, I watched the trailer and overhyped the shit out of it. I acquired the movie and watched it all the way through only to find myself asking what the fuck was going on half the time… I feel like I might’ve missed some of the finer points the director had tried to make throughout the movie.
I think this movie has everything an average watcher might like. IT HAS ALCOHOL. BOATS. MOTORCYCLES. HANDJOBS. SINGING. STRANGLING. CRYING. ASIAN PEOPLE SPEAKING BROKEN ENGLISH. NAKED LADIES. NAKED PREGNANT LADIES. NAKED OLD LADIES. IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS, THE MASTER IS JUST THE MOVIE YOU WANNA SEE.
Even if the finer points of the movie go above your head like they’ve done for me, you’ll more than likely enjoy the few amazing landscape shots they’ve taken throughout the film and the superb acting. I can’t even remember the last time Joaquin Phoenix was relevant after Walk The Line, remember the documentary he did where he became a bearded rapper?? We need to see more of him because he did a good job playing the role of disturbed war vet Freddie Quell.
Have you seen where my acting career went? No? Me neither.
ALL IN ALL.
I’d recommend this movie to people but I wouldn’t rush to the nearest store and buy it on blu-ray.
6/10
Well done.
