[Slykick Extended Preview] Kyousogiga OVA 1: My Body Will Never Be Ready

WELL FUCK. LOOK WHAT JUST CAME OUT YESTERDAY.

I haven’t completely watched all of Kyousogiga just yet; I’m waiting for the eventual 720p HD, surround sound, automatic blowjob provider, 10-bit version to be released because, sadly, the version I (partially) watched was a paltry 480p version. It would be an almost sacrilegious thing to watch anime at such an awful quality -God forbid stream it for only persons of the most lowest moral character and extreme faggotry would deign to watch Chinese cartoons in such an odious fashion- and as such I reserve my better judgment of this show (as well as careful analysis/ summary) for much later.

I haven’t seen it all but trust me when I say that from what I’ve seen- this OVA is very, very good. And when the 720p version gets released you can expect that I’ll be talking to my doctor for the 4+ hour PRIAPISM I’ll get after watching. My feelings for this OVA can be summarised by the following quote:

This shit makes my dick rock hard.

- Walt Whitman

No truer words have ever been expressed.

To get the gist of what I’m trying to convey here, just imagine if you will, for a single fucking moment, no not about me shit quit just fucking imagine if you will, okay you with me? Just imagine, visualise, conceptualise, interprematate that all the awesome action moments of FLCL, you with me here? Okay good. Just visualise all those glorious scenes of high-falutin’, crazy awesome, over-the-top action were, just follow me for a second here, condensed into 25 blood-engorging minutes.

Fuck.

Also there’s this birthday party scene and it’s totally shiny and awesome.

So yeah. There’s that. I’ll talk about this show even more when the HD gets released.

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